When you try to do sign language across the room to your friend, Your like



And your friend is like…

Labels: humour

Labels: humour

I don’t understand why we have fire drills. If there’s a fire, I’m not going to quietly line up outside the school. In reality, this would be me.

Labels: humour

When you guys first meet it’ll be pretty awkward.

but once you start having fun together

it’ll be like you’ve known eachother for years.

Eventually people might start saying you guys are acting “gay”

and maybe you guys are

but who cares, that’s Man-Love.

Labels: humour

Whenever I get home i’m like

but when my friends come over they are always like

So I get dressed

but then I realize

so it’s immediately back to

Labels: humour

she reacts like this.

when her crush/boyfriend/other guy tells her the same joke.

then you are just like

Labels: humour

At first she’ll act like she’ll be forever alone like

and you’ll just be like

because you know she looks like this

and in about a day its going to be like

and whenever she wants to, she’ll be back to this.

So next time she starts acting like that, just be like

Labels: humour

Walking into class and everyone shifts their attention to you.

Uuh…hi?

I'm like :

I'm like :

Those awkward days when nothing on your dash seems to be worth a read.

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.  

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.

when you enter, the sales lady stares at you like

and follow you wherever you go like

then offer you a million choices like

then I’m here like

and deep inside you’re like

2 weeks before test…

2 days before test…

2 hours before test…

During test…

…

After test…

When you have to sneeze, but it won’t come out…

Yes, a blog I created yesterday.
radioactivesplurge.blogspot.com

Has been getting a bit of an audience, though I'm thinking whether I should move it to Wordpress.
Wordpress, seems to taken a bit of my interest.
I'm not as sure yet, about this moving. But we'll see, ay?

Check it out, though :)

Adieu.

I’m with my wife waiting at a traffic light, on the way to fetch my dad to KL Sentral. This road has an exit for a u-turn on the right, but it’s only accessible if there are no cars ahead stopped at the traffic light.

I happen to be halfway past the u-turn exit because the light is red and there are cars lined up in front. A middle-age fat-faced chinese guy in a grey, beat up Kancil appears behind me and starts honking, because apparently he can’t wait a minute for the lights to turn green and cars start moving to make his u-turn.
There’s no space in front for me to move to, but I inch up the back of the car in front as much I can, hoping he’d get the hint. He blasts his horn again and flails his hands. Having done what I could, I ignore him. The car in front hears the honks and moves forward half a foot, and me likewise, which finally clears enough space for the royal Kancil to make the turn.

End of story, right? Hurrrrr.

As he makes his u-turn, he stops at the apex and rages and gives me the finger. I calmly point to the cars in front and gesture WTF man, there’s no space, what do you want me to do, rear end the guy in front so you can make your u-turn 60 seconds sooner?

He responds like any reasonable person would – by yanking his handbrakes, jumping out of the car and running screaming at me (in what sounded like advanced cantonese) to step out of my car. I observe him patiently as he continues his verbal tirade, but not so patiently when he starts slamming his fists on my door.
I pull up the handbrakes, take off my seatbelt and am about to grant him his dying wish when I catch the eyes of a young girl in his car, no more than 5 or 6 years old, looking on in horror. I pause.

His daughter is in the car. My wife is with me, and my dad can’t afford to be late for his flight. I stay inside. But it takes all my will to do it. And just then, the lights turn green. Cars behind start honking and I decide to move on, but not before winding down the window and telling him to be less of an asshole when driving, if only for his daughter’s sake… motherfucker.

BEING SENSIBLE SUCKS. SOMETIMES.

-Kurt Low

Watch as over 50 kids from Harvest Center sing along with Jasemine. The song they are singing is titled "Share the Love", which debuts the Share The Love movement. Find out more about the movement here, and share this music video with your friends!

Give them some love, and click :)


Share The Love

One reason animals are so vulnerable to cruelty is because there is no universal agreement between nations that animals can suffer and feel pain. There is an urgent need for an international commitment to protect animals and their welfare. Such a commitment would inspire political leaders, organisations and individuals to treat animals better and will be the beginning of the end of animal cruelty across the world. It is our responsibility to ensure that animals are given the protection they deserve and that the indisputable link between animal welfare, the protection of people and the planet is recognised.

Protection is just a click away, all you need to do to save some animals is to click on the link below.
:)



Lend A Hand :)

*Rest on the shoulder pose

*I’m a fashion model pose

*Mirror Default picture

*The I’m-so-innocent-lookatma-lips-and-brows pose

*THE ALL TOGETHA POSE

I've been feeling rather claustrophobic recently.
So I have created a new blog, I might continue to update this blog. But only concerning my SS :)
So check out my new blog.
:)

radioactivesplurge.blogspot.com

It's open to everyone, consisting my new perspective on things.
Like I said, I live to inspire :)

Adieu.

The CN Blue guy, ...whatshisname... Yong Hwa. Is so cute in You're beautiful. 

I am rather flibbertigibbet ,
Though I can be quiet.

Labels: Realizations

Now smile.

Never knew, performing in some event could land us a Mc'D commercial. :)

Right now, I'm on my way, to Australia, to get admitted into some hospital.
Technically, I know I'm sick.
But I never liked people worrying over me.

Done half the filming for the Mc'D  commercial, finished the show and the competition. Done the F&N commercial.
Can't do anymore. Too weak.

It's cute, how Nick and his girlfriend are around each other.
:) I don't have much to say.

Watching You're Beautiful. Kinda nice actually.

Congrats to Alya, for the land in Yes! You're insane if you don't go.

When someone says “You’re weird”.

“I’m so fat, I need to lose weight.”

Expectations:

Reality: