I was reading a book, (YES! Reading. A BOOK!) when this cool as shit, techno song came on...
The next thing I knew I had jotted this down all over my leg.
:)
Psssst : I know it was approx 5 minutes, cause I looked at the clock XD
 I have to say, I am quite an extraordinarily odd person

FINE IF YOU WANT ME TO RHYME
THEN LET ME TAKE A LITTLE TIME
AND DESIGN ONE OF THESE POEMS OF MINE AND
I'LL MAKE IT SO EPIC AND DOPE
THAT YOU CAN CHECK IT LIKE "WOAH"
AND GET READY TO GO PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
I'M KIND OF BUSY YOU'VE GOT ME IN A TIZZY
I'M A RAPPER IN A CHAPTER OF A BOOK THAT'S OFF THE HIZZY
SO PLEASE DON'T BE COMING AROUND
WONDERING HOW I COULD SUMMON THE SOUNDS OF HIP-HOP
'CAUSE I'M DONE WITH IT NOW

That awkward moment when you don’t know if you should say “today” or “tomorrow” after midnight.

The snob:

The clueless:

The wild one:

The weirdo:

The food addict a.k.a that kid who wouldn’t stop eating:

The secret keeper:

And the one who has a mysterious illness that’s why they’re excused from cleaning duties:

When you try to do sign language across the room to your friend, Your like



And your friend is like…

Labels: humour

Labels: humour

I don’t understand why we have fire drills. If there’s a fire, I’m not going to quietly line up outside the school. In reality, this would be me.

Labels: humour

When you guys first meet it’ll be pretty awkward.

but once you start having fun together

it’ll be like you’ve known eachother for years.

Eventually people might start saying you guys are acting “gay”

and maybe you guys are

but who cares, that’s Man-Love.

Labels: humour

Whenever I get home i’m like

but when my friends come over they are always like

So I get dressed

but then I realize

so it’s immediately back to

Labels: humour

she reacts like this.

when her crush/boyfriend/other guy tells her the same joke.

then you are just like

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At first she’ll act like she’ll be forever alone like

and you’ll just be like

because you know she looks like this

and in about a day its going to be like

and whenever she wants to, she’ll be back to this.

So next time she starts acting like that, just be like

Labels: humour

Walking into class and everyone shifts their attention to you.

Uuh…hi?

I'm like :

I'm like :

Those awkward days when nothing on your dash seems to be worth a read.

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.  

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.

when you enter, the sales lady stares at you like

and follow you wherever you go like

then offer you a million choices like

then I’m here like

and deep inside you’re like

2 weeks before test…

2 days before test…

2 hours before test…

During test…

…

After test…