Even Phones Need To Be Destroyed
20111004 @ Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Ways to destroy a phone:
Drop it in a vat of nuclear waste.
Drop in a volcano.
Drop in toilet.
Drop in liquid of any kind.
Throw at ground.
Throw at wall.
Throw at particularly hard-headed person.
Smash with baseball bat.
Electrocute it.
Smash with cricket bat.
Throw onto train tracks.
Throw onto road.
Feed to dog.
Disembowel phone (pull apart).
Smash with hammer.
Smash with brick.
Smash with another slightly bigger phone.
Drop in vat of dry-ice.
Feed to elephant.
Plant small bomb inside and detonate it.
……………………………………………………………………………………….*This list was compiled on a day that our housephone continued to ring, thus disrupting the internet, over and over again.
